So far, I've created four stickers for the ASP.NET Podcast.  Three of these stickers feature Presidents Bill Clinton, George Bush, and Barack Obama.  In the interests of fair play, I'm thinking of branching out with some other stickers.  Here are the ideas I have:

• Picture of the Republican Elephant and the caption "When I'm not sending money to the rich people that don't need it, I'm listening to the ASP.NET Podcast."
• Picture of the Democratic Donkey and the caption "When I'm not trying to spend tons more money and get the Chinese to buy more US debt, I'm listening to the ASP.NET Podcast."
• Picture of Ann Coulter and the caption "When I'm not bitching about super liberal Washington Post columnists, I'm listening to the ASP.NET Podcast."
• Picture of Keith Olberman and the caption "When I'm not lying to the American people and screaming about the evils of  News Corp. and Rupert Murdock, I'm listening to the ASP.NET Podcast."

So, tell me what you think, or feel free to submit your own.  Email me at wbm at wallym dot com with your votes and submissions.  I am looking for slogan ideas that would work across national boundaries.

PS. None of the slogans above are going to show up in a real sticker.  They are jokes.  They are showing my frustration with what I see happening in the United States right now.