Since I've been offline, I haven't kept up with where I've been to an spoken. I went to Little Rock and spoke at the Tech Expo on March 27. Michael Neel and Alan Stevens, both from Knoxville, made the trip. After my second talk was over, I had to head out immediately and head to Atlanta for the Atlanta Code Camp. Boy, that's a fun 525 mile trip. From Little Rock, you head back to Memphis on I-40. In Memphis, you get on US-78. After about 10 miles, it turns into a limited access highway, and you follow it to Birmingham. I made it to Birmingham right in time for rush hour there. After dinner, I limped into Atlanta. I worked on Friday at our office, then went to the gym, followed by the speaker's dinner. On Saturday, I had a 10:30 am meeting. Due to the length of the meeting, I was unable to make my 1:00 pm talk. I called my buddy Jim Wooley to let him know. I showed up 5 minutes late for my 2:20 talk. I felt like a complete moron for that, but life is what happens while you are making plans. I finally made it home about 8:30 pm that evening. I was almost home when my buddy David Silverlight, from Miami, called to ask what I was doing that night...................