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This blog will have all kinds of posts about Wally McClure. In it, there will be tons of .NET and computer programming posts as well as Wally's views on life in general. As you might guess, this site and blog help you get More Wally in your life. What more could anyone want? iPhone, Android, MonoTouch, MonoDroid, Mobile, HTML5, .NET, ADO.NET, ASP.NET, AJAX, jQuery, jQuery Mobile, ASP.NET AJAX, and Windows Azure............follow me on twitter at Wally

December 2006 - Posts

  • Tag, I'm it.............

    Ok, so I got tagged by Jerry Dennany.  Well, I am not just going to dump 5 things out about me.  I am going to give u five things, but there is also going to be some discussion about them.  So, here goes, 5 things that you don't know about me:

    • I'm a huge basketball addict.  In high school, I once made 92 out of 100 free throws including the final 35.  BTW, I didn't play basketball in high school, just always loved the sport. I feel pretty well informed when I saw that I can tell you why Shaq can't make free throws. If the Miami Heat would hire me, I feel pretty confident I could raise his free throw percentage by 10%(seriously).
    • I went to community college before I went to Georgia Tech.  Roane State was the best experience of my life.  It gave me time to grow up.  It is an experience that I recommend to everyone.  I have a BS and MS in Electrical Engineering from GT.
    • While I am fun and games and I like being the life of the party, I take business and especially negotiation and contracts very seriously.  I've seen too many people screw themselves over by just signing a contract that gets put in front of them without reading it and understand the implications.  I screwed that up once, I have never made that same mistake again.  If you don't like something in a contract, then take it out and see what happens.
    • I like to get out and meet people.  If I were a politician, I would be a big believer in "Shaking hands and kissing babies."  I think that this is a problem for most technology people.  They need to get out and meet others in the feel.  I think John Kellar and Jerry Dixon in TN have done a great job on this subject.
    • My father is involved in real estate.  I have tons of people ask me how real estate is locally.  My canned response, "You'll need to ask my father."

    And now for a bonus item:

    • Names are really important to me.  Getting names correct is a big deal.  I don't like it when people get my name incorrect.  The name "Wallace B. McClure, Jr." refers to no one that I know of, yet there are a large number of people that will refer to me with that name.  I try and treat everyone's name with response so I always do my best to get someone else's name right.
    Ok, so that's something about me.  The next five people up are: Paul Glavich, Craig Shoemaker, Drew Robbins
    Jason Salas, and Phil Winstanley. To go along with the bonus theme, I'd like to tag Jim Minatel of Wrox.
  • More on this "free laptop" issue

    I was reading over on Mitch's blog more about this issue more.  I've already posted regarding my thoughts on this issue.  It seems that in reading more about this, the issue seems to revolve around two issues:
    • "If they got a laptop, why didn't I?"  Well, you didn't blog enough about Vista, your community isn't large enough, or any other reason.
    • Those with a formal journalistic background seem to be questioning the ethics.  I don't think that is the real issue.  There are several issues between journalists and bloggers. 
    Wally
  • Much ado about nothin.............Laptops given to bloggers

    I started reading about this issue of "Microsoft giving laptops to bloggers with Vista"  lastnight.

    The question about this seems to revolve around ethic.  The perception seems to be that bloggers are journalists.  A couple of thoughts on this concept:
    • Journalists have always had a bias.  That bias is based on a number of different personal events in their life.  Its only human nature.
    • Bloggers are not journalists.  Bloggers are people that have a passion for something and post their experiences online in a journel type of format.  In this case, that passion is technology and Windows Vista.
    • Bloggers typically do not have the resources of a company that is traditionaly associated with journalism.
    • Bloggers do not typically make enough money from their blog to justify spending a large amount of money on their hobby.
    • Bloggers do not have the support staff of journalistic companies.  How do you return merchandise properly?  This doesn't sound like a big deal, but it is a major logistical issue.
    • I am not sure how this is a question of being objective.  Blogging is about a personal passion for something.  Having a passion for something is somewhat at odds with being objective.  Its not 100% at odds, but it is hard to imaging someone that  is passionate about a Mac, Windows, or whatever from objectively discussing the product or its alternatives.
    • How is this a question of ethics?  It may be a question of percieved ethics, however, I don't think that any blogger signed any ethics form before they signed up, at least i didn't.  At the same time, one does not want to hear/read complete lies.  A reader must remember that the person on the other side of the internet might be a dog.  Buyer (or is it Reader) Beware.
    • Scoble suggests that there is an implied set of standards that bloggers follow.  I don't know about that.  I don't remember signing up for one when I started a blog or podcast.  At the same time, I think that coming up with a list of rules that you will follow is an important thing.  Disclosurer of the rules you operate under is important.  I have a set of rules that I attempt to follow for my blog and for the ASP.NET Podcast.  I'll try and get that going over the next week.
    There, thats some of my thoughts on the subject.  I'm sure I'll have more..........And I am sure that someone will whine about my thoughts on this.

    Update: I don't know who B.L. Ochman is, but I do not agree with him.  I see nothing wrong with what happened: http://www.whatsnextblog.com/archives/2006/12/edelman_doesnt_give_a_crap_what_you_think_about_their_ethics.asp
  • TSql vs. SQL CLR Performance Analysis

    I went and spoke to the Michiana .NET User Group on November 21, 2006.  The talk was in South Bend, IN.  The subject of the talk was Sql Server 2005 CLR Objects.  Whenever I do the talk, I got get the question of “Which should I do?  TSql or CLR objects.”  Personally, my generic answer has always been, that if a developer can perform something in TSql, its best to do it in TSql.  If you can perform the necessary operations using TSql, in general the performance will be better.  This is before one takes into account the project overhead of managing the source code for stored procedures, triggers, and other database objects.

     

    Once you decide that your scenario actually needs a CLR Object, what’s the best way to perform the operation?  Should this be done entirely within a CLR Object?  I have decided to take a look at this question based on the WebSearch spider and its use of CLR Objects to perform certain data operations.

     

    Question: What is the best way to implement a CLR Object within a Sql Server 2005 Database?  Which will perform the best?


    Comment: Terms like "best" are highly subjective.  As a result, the question that was answered is which performs the best.  Obviously, that type of question is very dependent on the scenario.  As a result, please test this in your own shop to get the best results for your application.

     

    Short Answer:  Do as much as you possibly can in TSql.  Use CLR Objects judiciously.  Once the need is determined, perform as many operations in TSql and use CLR Objects only as absolutely needed.

     

    Much Longer Answer: First off, not all situations are the same.  In the following example, we are looking at this from the basis standpoint of keeping data synchronized within a single database table.  To answer this question, I have built three different solutions to this problem:

    • Mostly TSql.  A TSQL trigger which creates a cursor and calls out to some custom CLR Functions on an individual basis.
    • TSql Cursor.  A TSQL trigger that creates a cursor that calls out to some custom CLR Functions through a look within the trigger.
    • A CLR Trigger which uses a Generic List <String> to hold the pending data along with a SqlDataReader to iterate through data.  Afterwards, each url is updated by iterating through the Generic List.
    • A CLR Trigger which uses a DataSet/DataTable to hold the data and then the Sql Data Adapter’s .Update method to transfer the data back.

    The relative performance of each was measured:

     

    Average time

    Standard Deviation

    Mostly TSql (base)

    1x

    10 / 1x

    TSql Cursor

    1.42x

    .61x

    CLR with Generic List

    2.04x

    10.4x

    CLR with Datasets

    4.65x

    15.6x

     

    Performance Analysis

    Now that we have seen the performance differences of the four solutions, let’s try and analyze the differences between them. 

    The “Mostly TSql” solution performs the best.  This is not a surprise.  TSql has been around for a number of years.  It has been embedded within SQL Server and has a highly optimized relationship with the database.    While embedding the CLR with the database, it provides its own overhead, so its not a shock the “Mostly TSql” solution performs the best.

    The TSql Cursor solution takes 1.42 times as long as the “Mostly TSql” solution to perform the same work.  This is not surprising as cursors generally take longer to perform a given operation compared to comparable sql commands.

    The real surprise in this test is the performance of the CLR trigger which used a Generic List to hold it’s the sql commands that are to be sent back to the database.  The Generic List Trigger has performed more than twice as fast as the Dataset Trigger.  Personally, I would think that the Dataset would be more optimized in this scenario, however, it does not perform as well.  This is probably due to much more overhead with than a ‘simpler” Generic List.

     

    Note: BobB suggested this reason for the Dataset not performing as well:

    -- IMHO --

    Arrays (especially multi-dimensional arrays) *might* be faster if you're doing array-only processing, preferrable (sometimes) over gobs of temp tables. But using a heavyweight object like a DataSet takes memory management away from the SQL engine. SQL engine is always best when it managed all the data buffers.

    -- IMHO --

    How was the data created?  It is important to communicate how the above data was calculated. 

    1.      In each situation, approximately 15 updates were performed against the 1000 records in the table.  The command is “UPDATE TBLSEARCHRESULTS SET SERVERNAME=NULL”

    2.      When testing was performed, the triggers that were not being tested were not in installed on the database table.

    3.      The first 5 updates were not used for the calculation.  This is due to the necessary startup and JIT operations that are necessary for the objects within the database.  The idea is to simulate a running system.  As a result, startup isn’t a major concern for this test.

    4.      The sql commands AVG() and STDEV() were used to create the data in the above table.

     

    The test platform for the scenario was:

    • Laptop.
    • 1.8 GHz Pentium 4.
    • 1 gigabyte of RAM.
    • 60 gigabyte hard drive.
    • Windows 2003 Server with Service Pak 1 and upto date security updates through Windows Update.
    • Sql Server 2005 Service Pak 1.

     

    Areas of concern

    There are a number of issues and assumptions made within this test that could cause problems with the data that was generated.

    A number of Assumptions have been made in this test:

    • There is no need to go outside of the single database.  If there was a need to go outside of the database, this test would not be applicable to your needs.
    • Only updates are tracked.  No inserts were tracked. 
    • This was tested using a laptop, not a multi-processor database server with an appropriate drive system layout.  Different results for different hardware layout would not be unexpected.
    • I don’t believe I have any Sql Injection attack openings, but I might be wrong.

    Note: Bob Beauchemin took a look at this before I published it.  Many thanks to him for taking the time to look at it and provide a couple of suggestions and insight.

     

    The Source Code

    The source code for the three scenarios is included below.

    TSQL Trigger

     

    USE [dbWebSearchYukon]

    GO

    /****** Object:  Trigger [dbo].[Trigger1]    Script Date: 11/28/2006 11:42:55 ******/

    SET ANSI_NULLS ON

    GO

    SET QUOTED_IDENTIFIER ON

    GO

    CREATE TRIGGER [dbo].[Trigger1]

    ON [dbo].[tblSearchResults]

    FOR INSERT

    AS

    BEGIN

                UPDATE TBLSEARCHRESULTS SET

                            SEARCHCODE=DBO.CALCULATESEARCHCODE(SEARCHURL),

                            SERVERNAME=DBO.CALCULATESERVERNAME(SEARCHURL),

                            DATEENTERED=GETDATE(),

                            DATEUPDATED=GETDATE()

                            WHERE TBLSEARCHRESULTSID IN (SELECT TBLSEARCHRESULTSID FROM INSERTED)

    END

     

    USE [dbWebSearchYukon]

    GO

    /****** Object:  Trigger [dbo].[Trigger2]    Script Date: 11/28/2006 11:43:29 ******/

    SET ANSI_NULLS ON

    GO

    SET QUOTED_IDENTIFIER ON

    GO

    CREATE TRIGGER [dbo].[Trigger2]

    ON [dbo].[tblSearchResults]

    FOR UPDATE

    AS

    BEGIN

                UPDATE TBLSEARCHRESULTS SET

                            SEARCHCODE=DBO.CALCULATESEARCHCODE(SEARCHURL),

                            SERVERNAME=DBO.CALCULATESERVERNAME(SEARCHURL),

                            DATEUPDATED=GETDATE()

                            WHERE TBLSEARCHRESULTSID IN (SELECT TBLSEARCHRESULTSID FROM INSERTED)

    END

     

    TSql Cursor

    set ANSI_NULLS ON

    set QUOTED_IDENTIFIER ON

    GO

    ALTER TRIGGER [dbo].[TR_TBLSEARCHRESULTS_UPDATE] ON [dbo].[tblSearchResults] FOR UPDATE

    AS

    BEGIN

                SET NOCOUNT ON;

                DECLARE @SEARCHURL VARCHAR(4096)

                DECLARE @SEARCHRESULTSID INT

                DECLARE SEARCHRESULTSCURSOR CURSOR FOR SELECT TBLSEARCHRESULTSID, SEARCHURL FROM INSERTED

                OPEN SEARCHRESULTSCURSOR

                FETCH NEXT FROM SEARCHRESULTSCURSOR INTO

                            @SEARCHRESULTSID, @SEARCHURL

     

                WHILE @@FETCH_STATUS = 0

                BEGIN

                            UPDATE TBLSEARCHRESULTS SET SERVERNAME=DBO.CALCULATESERVERNAME(@SEARCHURL),

                                        SEARCHCODE=DBO.CALCULATESEARCHCODE(@SEARCHURL), DATEUPDATED=GETDATE() WHERE TBLSEARCHRESULTSID=@SEARCHRESULTSID

                            FETCH NEXT FROM SEARCHRESULTSCURSOR INTO @SEARCHRESULTSID, @SEARCHURL

                END

                CLOSE SEARCHRESULTSCURSOR

                DEALLOCATE SEARCHRESULTSCURSOR

    END

     

    VB.NET CLR Functions

    Imports System

    Imports System.Data

    Imports System.Data.SqlClient

    Imports System.Data.SqlTypes

    Imports Microsoft.SqlServer.Server

     

    Partial Public Class UserDefinedFunctions

        <Microsoft.SqlServer.Server.SqlFunction(DataAccess:=DataAccessKind.None, SystemDataAccess:=SystemDataAccessKind.None)> _

        Public Shared Function CalculateServerName(ByVal pstrUrl As String) As String

            Dim strTemp As String

            Dim strHttp As String = "http://"

            Dim iLengthHttp As Integer = strHttp.Length

            Dim iLengthTillSlash As Integer = pstrUrl.IndexOf("/", iLengthHttp, pstrUrl.Length - iLengthHttp)

            If (iLengthTillSlash = -1) Then

                strTemp = pstrUrl.Substring(strHttp.Length, pstrUrl.Length - iLengthHttp)

            Else

                strTemp = pstrUrl.Substring(iLengthHttp, iLengthTillSlash - iLengthHttp)

            End If

            Return (strTemp)

        End Function

     

        <Microsoft.SqlServer.Server.SqlFunction(DataAccess:=DataAccessKind.None, SystemDataAccess:=SystemDataAccessKind.None)> _

        Public Shared Function CalculateSearchCode(ByVal pstrurl As String) As Long

            Return (pstrurl.GetHashCode())

        End Function

    End Class

     

     

    VB.NET Trigger with Dataset

    Imports System

    Imports System.Data

    Imports System.Data.SqlClient

    Imports System.Data.SqlTypes

    Imports Microsoft.SqlServer.Server

     

     

    Partial Public Class Triggers

        ' Enter existing table or view for the target and uncomment the attribute line

        <SqlTrigger(Name:="tr_tblSearchResults_InsertUpdate1", Event:="FOR INSERT, UPDATE", Target:="tblSearchResults")> _

        Public Shared Sub Trigger1()

            Dim strSql As String = String.Empty

            Dim glResults As New Generic.List(Of String)

            Dim sqlCn As New SqlConnection("Context Connection=true")

            Dim sqlCmd As New SqlCommand

            Dim sqlUpd As New SqlCommand

            Dim sqlInsert As New SqlCommand

            Dim sqlTrCtx As SqlTriggerContext = SqlContext.TriggerContext

            Dim sqlDa As New SqlDataAdapter()

            Dim dtData As New DataTable

     

            Try

                strSql = "select SearchUrl, tblSearchResultsId, SearchCode, ServerName, DateEntered, DateUpdated from tblSearchResults where tblSearchResultsId in (select tblSearchResultsId from inserted)"

                sqlCmd.Connection = sqlCn

                sqlCn.Open()

                sqlCmd.CommandText = strSql

                sqlCmd.CommandType = CommandType.Text

                sqlDa.SelectCommand = sqlCmd

                sqlDa.Fill(dtData)

                For Each drData As DataRow In dtData.Rows

                    drData("SearchCode") = CalculateSearchCode(Convert.ToString(drData("SearchUrl")))

                    drData("ServerName") = CalculateServerName(Convert.ToString(drData("SearchUrl")))

                    drData("DateUpdated") = DateTime.Now

                    If sqlTrCtx.TriggerAction = TriggerAction.Insert Then

                        drData("DateEntered") = DateTime.Now

                    End If

                Next

                sqlUpd.Parameters.Add("@SearchCode", SqlDbType.Int, Nothing, "SearchCode")

                sqlUpd.Parameters.Add("@ServerName", SqlDbType.VarChar, 100, "ServerName")

                sqlUpd.Parameters.Add("@DateUpdated", SqlDbType.DateTime, Nothing, "DateUpdated")

                sqlUpd.Parameters.Add("@tblSearchResultsId", SqlDbType.Int, Nothing, "tblSearchResultsId")

     

                sqlInsert.Parameters.Add("@SearchCode", SqlDbType.Int, Nothing, "SearchCode")

                sqlInsert.Parameters.Add("@ServerName", SqlDbType.VarChar, 100, "ServerName")

                sqlInsert.Parameters.Add("@DateUpdated", SqlDbType.DateTime, Nothing, "DateUpdated")

                sqlInsert.Parameters.Add("@DateEntered", SqlDbType.DateTime, Nothing, "DateEntered")

                sqlInsert.Parameters.Add("@tblSearchResultsId", SqlDbType.Int, Nothing, "tblSearchResultsId")

                sqlUpd.CommandText = "update tblSearchResults set SearchCode=@SearchCode, ServerName=@ServerName, DateUpdated=@DateUpdated where tblSearchResultsId=@tblSearchResultsId"

                sqlUpd.Connection = sqlCn

                sqlInsert.CommandText = "insert into tblSearchResults (SearchCode, ServerName, DateEntered, DateUpdated) values (@SearchCode, @ServerName, @DateEntered, @DateUpdated)"

                sqlInsert.Connection = sqlCn

                sqlDa.UpdateCommand = sqlUpd

                sqlDa.InsertCommand = sqlInsert

                sqlDa.Update(dtData)

            Catch sqlExc As SqlException

                Dim sqlPipe As SqlPipe = SqlContext.Pipe

                sqlPipe.Send("Error: " & sqlExc.Message.ToString())

                sqlPipe = Nothing

                Throw

            Finally

                If sqlCn.State <> ConnectionState.Closed Then

                    sqlCn.Close()

                End If

                sqlCmd.Dispose()

            End Try

        End Sub

     

        Private Shared Function CalculateServerName(ByVal pstrUrl As String) As String

            Dim strTemp As String

            Dim strHttp As String = "http://"

            Dim iLengthHttp As Integer = strHttp.Length

            Dim iLengthTillSlash As Integer = pstrUrl.IndexOf("/", iLengthHttp, pstrUrl.Length - iLengthHttp)

            If (iLengthTillSlash = -1) Then

                strTemp = pstrUrl.Substring(strHttp.Length, pstrUrl.Length - iLengthHttp)

            Else

                strTemp = pstrUrl.Substring(iLengthHttp, iLengthTillSlash - iLengthHttp)

            End If

            Return (strTemp)

        End Function

     

        Private Shared Function CalculateSearchCode(ByVal pstrurl As String) As Long

            Return (pstrurl.GetHashCode())

        End Function

    End Class

     

    VB.NET Trigger with Generic List

    Option Explicit On

    Option Strict On

    Imports System

    Imports System.Data.Sql

    Imports System.Data.SqlClient

    Imports System.Data.SqlTypes

    Imports System.Diagnostics

    Imports Microsoft.SqlServer.Server

    Partial Public Class Triggers

        <SqlTrigger(Name:="tr_tblSearchResults_InsertUpdate", Event:="FOR INSERT, UPDATE", Target:="tblSearchResults")> _

        Public Shared Sub InsertUpdateSearchResultsTrigger()

            Dim i As Integer

            Dim iSearchCode As Long

            Dim strServerName As String

            Dim strSql As String = String.Empty

            Dim glResults As New Generic.List(Of String)

            Dim sqlCn As New SqlConnection("Context Connection=true")

            Dim sqlCmd As New SqlCommand

            Dim sqlTrCtx As SqlTriggerContext = SqlContext.TriggerContext

            Dim dsData As New DataSet()

            Dim dtData As New DataTable

            Dim sqlDr As SqlDataReader

     

            Try

                strSql = "select SearchUrl, tblSearchResultsId from inserted"

                sqlCmd.Connection = sqlCn

                sqlCn.Open()

                sqlCmd.CommandText = strSql

                sqlCmd.CommandType = CommandType.Text

     

                sqlDr = sqlCmd.ExecuteReader()

                While sqlDr.Read()

                    iSearchCode = CalculateSearchCode(Convert.ToString(sqlDr("SearchUrl")))

                    strServerName = CalculateServerName(Convert.ToString(sqlDr("SearchUrl")))

                    strSql = "update tblSearchResults set SearchCode=" & iSearchCode.ToString() & ", ServerName='" & _

                        strServerName.Replace("'", "''") & "', DateUpdated=getdate() where tblSearchResultsId=" & _

                        Convert.ToString(sqlDr("tblSearchResultsId"))

                    If sqlTrCtx.TriggerAction = TriggerAction.Insert Then

                        strSql = strSql & ";update tblSearchResults set DateEntered=getdate() where tblSearchresultsId=" & _

                            Convert.ToString(sqlDr("tblSearchResultsId"))

                    End If

                    glResults.Add(strSql)

                End While

                If Not (sqlDr.IsClosed) Then

                    sqlDr.Close()

                End If

     

                For i = 0 To (glResults.Count - 1)

                    sqlCmd.CommandText = glResults.Item(i)

                    sqlCmd.ExecuteNonQuery()

                Next

                sqlDr.Dispose()

            Catch sqlExc As SqlException

                Dim sqlPipe As SqlPipe = SqlContext.Pipe

                sqlPipe.Send("Error: " & sqlExc.Message.ToString())

                sqlPipe = Nothing

                Throw

            Finally

                If sqlCn.State <> ConnectionState.Closed Then

                    sqlCn.Close()

                End If

                sqlCmd.Dispose()

            End Try

        End Sub

     

        Private Shared Function CalculateServerName(ByVal pstrUrl As String) As String

            Dim strTemp As String

            Dim strHttp As String = "http://"

            Dim iLengthHttp As Integer = strHttp.Length

            Dim iLengthTillSlash As Integer = pstrUrl.IndexOf("/", iLengthHttp, pstrUrl.Length - iLengthHttp)

            If (iLengthTillSlash = -1) Then

                strTemp = pstrUrl.Substring(strHttp.Length, pstrUrl.Length - iLengthHttp)

            Else

                strTemp = pstrUrl.Substring(iLengthHttp, iLengthTillSlash - iLengthHttp)

            End If

            Return (strTemp)

        End Function

     

        Private Shared Function CalculateSearchCode(ByVal pstrurl As String) As Long

            Return (pstrurl.GetHashCode())

        End Function

    End Class

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  • Microsoft Zune Media Player - First Impressions

    My absolute first impression of the Microsoft Zune Media Player is that Microsoft has done a good job with the interface.  I am finding it simpler to use than my IPod Video video and it runs the video files for the podcast in the wmv format.  Guess what, the ASP.NET Podcast distributes the files as wmv and mp4 formats.  The only reason they are distributed as mp4 is because of the IPod.  I have to go thru several steps to get the format correct for the IPod.  With the Zune, I just download them and they are converted for me on the fly.  This is much simpler.  The one thing that I have not seen is the support for reading directly from a podcast feed.  Since this is a generation 1 product, my guess is that will be added sometime in the future.
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  • Hook-n-lateral

    I haven't seen the hook-n-lateral play in a football game since the Miami - San Diego playoff game of 1982(?).  I saw it on the recap of the Utah - Tulsa Bell Helicopter Armed Forces Bowl: http://sports.espn.go.com/ncf/bowls06/bowls?game=armedforces

  • Norad tracks Santa Claus

    http://www.noradsanta.com/index.php

    Update: This is the absolute coolest map at their site: http://www.noradsanta.com/en/map/index.php

    Update #2: MSNBC coverage of Santa Claus: http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/16024188/

    Here is some interesting information on how Norad tracks Santa Claus. 

    NORAD uses four high-tech systems to track Santa - radar, satellites, Santa Cams and jet fighter aircraft.

    Detecting Santa all starts with the NORAD radar system called the North Warning System. This powerful radar system has 47 installations strung across the northern border of North America. NORAD makes a point of checking the radar closely for indications of Santa Claus leaving the North Pole on Christmas Eve.

    The moment our radar tells us that Santa has lifted off, we use our second mode of detection, the same satellites that we use in providing warning of possible missile launches aimed at North America. These satellites are located in a geo-synchronous orbit (that's a cool phrase meaning that the satellite is always fixed over the same spot on the Earth) at 22,300 miles above the Earth. The satellites have infrared sensors, meaning they can detect heat. When a rocket or missile is launched, a tremendous amount of heat is produced - enough for the satellites to detect. Rudolph's nose gives off an infrared signature similar to a missile launch. The satellites can detect Rudolph's bright red nose with practically no problem. With so many years of experience, NORAD has become good at tracking aircraft entering North America, detecting worldwide missile launches and tracking the progress of Santa, thanks to Rudolph. 

    The third detection system we use is the Santa Cam. We began using it in 1998 - the year we put our Santa Tracking program on the Internet. NORAD Santa Cams are ultra-cool high-tech high-speed digital cameras that are pre-positioned at many places around the world. NORAD only uses these cameras once a year - Christmas Eve. The cameras capture images of Santa and the Reindeer as they make their journey around the world. We immediately download the images on to our web site for people around the world to see. Santa Cams produce both video and still images.

    The fourth detection system we use is the NORAD jet fighter. Canadian NORAD fighter pilots, flying the CF-18, take off out of Newfoundland to intercept and welcome Santa to North America. Then at numerous locations in Canada other CF-18 fighter pilots escort Santa. While in the United States, American NORAD fighter pilots in either the F-15 or F-16 get the thrill of flying with Santa and the famous Reindeer Dasher, Dancer, Prancer, Vixen, Comet, Cupid, Donner, Blitzen and Rudolph. About a dozen NORAD fighters in Canada and the United States are equipped with Santa Cams.
  • Doug Reilly has passed away

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  • Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays

    I want to wish everyone  Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays.
  • Festivus is fast approaching

    Only a few hours until Festivus.  Oh, how I enjoy the airing of grievances.  I hope that your Festivus pole is up already.  Oh, the excitement is building..................

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Festivus

    PS. Uncle Kirk called me last week and wished me a Merry Festivus.

  • USA Today reports that Reggie Ball is academically ineligible

    Reggie Ball has been ruled academically ineligible.  Its interesting.  I heard thru the grapevine that he had gotten into a fight earlier this week and that Defensive co-ordinator John Tenuta may be the defensive co-ordinator's job at Texas.  Whatever the reason for Reggie not playing, I wish him well in the future.  His emotion and fire will take him places.  While I have been VERY critical of him in the past, there will always be a place in my heart for Reggie.  He is a fighter.  I hope that Taylor Bennett has a good game.  I hope that Calvin Johnson will stay around for his senior year, but given his physical capabilities, I think he is NFL bound after this year.  6'4", 235 pounds, 44 inch vertical leap, and runs like a cheetah.  Hmmm, I wonder if any NFL team would take a chance on him...............

    I also have read that Kenny Scott was ruled academically ineligible also.

  • Saint Nick comes late from Intel - mmmmm, faster is always better

    Looks like Intel is going to be shipping out new processors in January

    The Quad CPU, which is really two Core 2 Duos glued together: http://www.theinquirer.net/default.aspx?article=36494 (January 7)

    New Core 2 Duos: http://www.theinquirer.net/default.aspx?article=36495 (January 21)

  • Lori McKinney jingle from Huntsville

    Lori sent me this jingle that was published in the Huntsville .NET / VS.NET mailing list.  I wish she would sing it for the podcast.

      (chorus)
      Oh there's no user groups quite like Huntsville has,
      VS NET, IT Pro, or Office fan,
      If you pine for geek fellowship or techno-talk,
      We get that in Rocket City, Alabam'
     
      (verses)
      We've had two speakers come from Tennessee, Ron C. and Wally M.,
      plus Greg Y., Marks B. and D. from north G-A,
      Russ F. and Joe and Blain came traveling up from Tampa's sunny shore,
      TechNet John came up from Texas, DE Doug did not neglect us.
     
      From the east coast, INETA Rock Stars Brian, Julie and Miguel,
      Up from Texas, Chris, and Russ from bright LA, (plus Wally M.)
      We so appreciate your insights and your coming all this way,
      From Atlantic to Pacific, thanks folks, you were all terrific.
     
      As for our locals, five guys stepped up, ably handling meeting chores,
      Thanks to Josh for January's launch event
      And then to Ben, Kevin and Eric and to Rodney, thanks again,
      With pride in them I'll be vocal, they're great talents right here local.
     
      Thanks to Todd M. who drove from Birmingham and Andrew from Mobile,
      Thanks to all who came to talk at Code Camp, too,
      The guys from CLS and Compuware and all the volunteers
      who taught folks from Valley Garden, our success, you've had a part in.
     
      As always, thank you goes to Intergraph for giving meeting space,
      and to Dominos and Pepsi for the nosh
      Thanks telerik, ADTran, CODE Magazine, VS Net Pro, and more
      Culminis and our INETA, your support could not be better!
     
      (final chorus)
      Since there's no place like home, we'll not meet this month,
      Happy Holidays, best wishes for next year
      Hope to see you all soon and together find
      that we'll all be running Vista on new gear!

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